The trollpasta where the main protaganist is actually smart!
Part 1.
So One Day I Wen't To Gamestop To Buy A Game And Then I saw A Game With Spooky Game Written in blood. So I didn't Buy It And Bought Modern Warfare 3.
Part 2
So Then I Played Modern Warfare And The Game Was All Bloody And Missing Textures So I Quited it Burned it And Played Another Game. Same Thing So Then I Had All My Games Checked And They Said They Were Fine. Then I Played The Games They Were Fine. Then I Went to Sleep And Then Jeff The Killer Came Through My Window And Said "GO TO SLEEP" So Then I got a shotgun And Blew His Face Off
Epilouge
So Then I Played My Games Threw Jeff's Body In A Wood Chipper
The End.